Larry David - Daily Show interview Classic Larry David
Read on an internet forum that was showing a...
Korea: Hey Japanese shout up!
Japan: Hey Korean Shout up!
Korea: Our internet is faster!
Awesome name calling followed by the ultimate argument ender.
Triumph at Bonnaroo Part II
Triumph at Bonnaroo Part I. Like shooting fish in a barrel
The Weekend Update
Thursday night went to grab a nice galbi meal by myself. Practiced my Korean. Ended up with one pound of Galbi meat on my grill. Two things came of this. I may become a vegetarian again and I need to practice my Korean more. Walked home and had a massive bug land on my shirt. I swatted at it and cussed like a sailor only to look up and see a very old Korean women just standing and staring...
This settles it. The Onion needs its own television show.
Sainsbury's Rolls out Kinetic Energy Generator →
Sainsbury’s supermarket in the UK has placed Kinetic energy generator’s in the parking lot of a new large store. Apparently it will produce enough energy to run all the store’s checkout stands (30kw an hour) and will pay for itself in two years. Sounds like a great idea and I am surprised that this has not be used more often in other places and businesses. Why not have...
Getting up to Speed →
NY times piece on CA high speed train travel. I just finished it and it is a fantastic article. This in-depth look into CA High speed train travel details the aspirations of the various transportation authorities and the very real issues that California faces. And in the end you even get some cartographer theory. (“Time Space maps” who knew?) For me the project seems incredibly...
I had 4-5 horrible dreams last night. After I would wake up and then fall back asleep, I never went straight into the same terrible one, but kept dreaming about slightly different but equally disturbing stuff. I had never been so happy as I was when my alarm went off.
Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes - From the Onion News
OBAMA'S BLACKBERRY →
So, so, good. Absolutely brilliant. My favorites are the last ones between Cheney and Obama. ortolano: theduty: genius. BidenMyTime: Right :( Can I leave at 4:45?
A news story gone awry. This plays out like an awkward comedy bit which would be fine if it was not a feel-good morning news show.
1 lane opened on westbound Herndon 5:38 p.m. Suspected chop shop searched 5:06...– This is the main news bulletins on the fresnobee.com website. You get a nickel for each positive news story. I have a feeling you are not getting too many nickels.
Goths In Hot Weather →
This is great, especially considering that summer is arriving shortly if not already here. bullshit: A celebration of the Sunshine Goth.
Kim Jong-il has three known sons. The eldest, Kim Jong-nam, 38, once considered...– Even the Kim family has experienced family troubles. Here is the full article
Tweeting too hard →
A fantastic website dedicated to exposing ‘tweets’ that are nothing more than self serving pieces of drivel. Some of my favorites “Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don’t date girls that sweat.”* “Girl at store said my perfect smile made her weekend. Wonder if she recognized me or was...