My name is Lance. mathlance at gmail. No porn please _uacct = "UA-4602069-1"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @lancematthews)http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc7noxOIor1qz7f9to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/33982812258" class="tumblr_blog">azizisbored</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>So true. </p></blockquote>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/34048297242http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/34048297242Sun, 21 Oct 2012 15:49:36 -0400<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/sflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="263" id="embed" align="middle"> <param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://wbads.vo.llnwd.net/o25/u/telepixtv/ellen/us/video/player/embed.swf" /><param name="flashVars" value="mediaKey=e6c4d773-3465-4dc2-89e8-d171ea0b417b&image=http://wbads.vo.llnwd.net/o25/u/telepixtv/ellen/us/video/2010-10/28/102810_amy_still.jpg&origin=embed" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /><embed src="http://wbads.vo.llnwd.net/o25/u/telepixtv/ellen/us/video/player/embed.swf" flashvars="mediaKey=e6c4d773-3465-4dc2-89e8-d171ea0b417b&image=http://wbads.vo.llnwd.net/o25/u/telepixtv/ellen/us/video/2010-10/28/102810_amy_still.jpg&origin=embed" width="400" height="263" name="embed" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Awesome. </p> <p><a href="http://paulscheer.com/post/1441437423/i-love-this-emilymayamills-im-sorry-this-is">paulscheer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I Love this.</p> <p><a href="http://emilymayamills.tumblr.com/post/1426355430">emilymayamills</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m sorry. This is SO FUCKING FUNNY.</p> <p><a href="http://blog.justinpurnell.com/post/1424649629/amy-rhodes-writes-for-ellen-now-and-was-sent-by">purns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Amy Rhodes writes for Ellen now, and was sent by the show to Universal Studios to go through their halloween haunted maze. So funny.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/1517598304http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/1517598304Mon, 08 Nov 2010 14:15:55 -0500<object width="400" height="210"><param name="movie" value="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/24436" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/24436" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="210" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/812184153/due-date-trailer-my-good-friend-taavon-asked-me" class="tumblr_blog">azizisbored</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Due Date Trailer</p> <p>My good friend Taavon asked me to post the trailer to his client Zach Galifianakis’ new film. </p></blockquote>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/815775410http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/815775410Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:01:31 -0400<a href="http://soccer.fanhouse.com/2010/06/23/usa-v-algeria-landon-donovan-game-winning-goal-video/">the goal. </a>: <p>What two posts in one day? Yep.  When something as big as this goal comes around, you would be an idiot to not too. </p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/729652945http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/729652945Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:46:31 -0400<a href="http://www.forkparty.com/fails-caught-at-the-right-moment-pictures/">42 Fails on film</a>: <p>So Grant keeps telling me I suck at blogging, since I have stopped blogging.   Well here ya go Grant. </p> <p><img src="http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Sledding-Fail-Fork-Party.jpg" height="324" width="450"/></p> <p>my favorite from the list.</p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/729646117http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/729646117Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:39:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzfql8VQMm1qz9a5ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just a man walking his pet</p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/454690668http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/454690668Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:46:20 -0400<object width="400" height="358"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FBULLSHIT_STORY_ARTICLE_3_5_10.jpg&videoid=101180&title=Breaking%20News%3A%20Some%20Bullshit%20Happening%20Somewhere" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="358" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FBULLSHIT_STORY_ARTICLE_3_5_10.jpg&videoid=101180&title=Breaking%20News%3A%20Some%20Bullshit%20Happening%20Somewhere"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Onion - Breaking News: Some bullshit happening somewhere</p> <p>This blog thing has become nothing more than a link to the onions website.  And in noway is that a bad thing.</p> <p>*two F-bombs. Don’t forget to yell earmuffs at those times.</p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/439644188http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/439644188Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:35:00 -0500<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tJJ6o4eYynU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://robhuebel.com/post/405550242/the-song-they-should-have-used-for-this-promo">robhuebel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The song they should have used for this promo…</p> <p>(via Huffington Post)</p> </blockquote>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/407715136http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/407715136Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:42:46 -0500<iframe width="400" height="242" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4Xu2l3DPu9o?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>모태범 - The Next Mo Tae-Bum - Olympic Speed Skating Champion</p> <p>This is why i am friends with Jon Gilbert.</p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/392389119http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/392389119Tue, 16 Feb 2010 02:32:26 -0500<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dNKHhJ0pq24?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>St. Vincent “What me Worry” w/ Andrew Bird.</p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/392358873http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/392358873Tue, 16 Feb 2010 02:07:15 -0500<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/04/world/europe/04scotland.html?hp">For Scots, a Scourge Unleashed by a Bottle </a>: <p>Interesting article on an interesting subject.  NED’s and Buckfast, Americans and fried food,PB and Jelly,.  Somethings just go together.</p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/369490062http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/369490062Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:38:57 -0500<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ISNe9LCLOn8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The Shys - Savior <br/><br/>Hat tip to my sister. Yep, my family listens to good music.</p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/369474438http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/369474438Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:29:10 -0500<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/R5vOMIN673A?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>If you have the time, watch what should be the typical political forum for the United States; a Q & A, talking points to a minimum, no pundit spin, one hour long banter session.</p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/369429031http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/369429031Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:59:20 -0500<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/31/us/31portland.html?em">In Portland, Going Green and Growing Vertical</a>: <p>Highlights:</p> <ul><li>As part of a $133 million renovation, the <a title="Web site" href="http://www.gsa.gov/Portal/gsa/ep/home.do?tabId=0">General Services Administration</a> is planning to cultivate “vegetated fins” that will grow more than 200 feet high on the western facade of the main federal building here, a vertical garden that changes with the seasons and nurtures plants that yield energy savings.</li> </ul><ul><li>The G.S.A. says the building will use 60 percent to 65 percent less energy than comparable buildings and estimates a savings of $280,000 annually in energy costs. Solar panels could provide up to 15 percent of the building’s power needs. The use of rainwater and low-flow plumbing fixtures will reduce potable water consumption by 68 percent. And energy for lighting will be halved.</li> </ul>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/364500054http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/364500054Sun, 31 Jan 2010 23:35:02 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwz4tv2Buz1qz9a5ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You people are sick.</p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/358338911http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/358338911Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:27:31 -0500<iframe width="400" height="242" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ygiLUrJJjnM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>If you haven’t seen Roadhouse, do yourself a favor and watch it.  Gold. Pure gold.</p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/354565325http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/354565325Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:56:02 -0500<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/26/business/energy-environment/26wind.html?hp">NYT - Wind has another banner year</a>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/353971681http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/353971681Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:34:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwlque7Kxs1qz9a5ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think I may hit some bad weather flying into SF today…</p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/346030838http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/346030838Thu, 21 Jan 2010 09:56:38 -0500<iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/adff47c5b3" width="400" height="333" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Zach.  Doing what he does best</p>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/340859545http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/340859545Mon, 18 Jan 2010 08:05:29 -0500<iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/078546e05e" width="400" height="256" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>For the love of god, watch this guy’s comedy.  Amazing.</p> <p><a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/334517308/aziz-ansari-discusses-r-kelly-on-kimmel-digg-it">azizisbored</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Aziz Ansari Discusses R. Kelly on Kimmel</p> <p><a title="Digg It" href="http://digg.com/comedy/Aziz_Ansari_Discusses_R_Kelly_Kimmel">Digg It</a></p> </blockquote>http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/334583202http://lancematthews.tumblr.com/post/334583202Thu, 14 Jan 2010 15:56:00 -0500